Wimpy is slow

I need some provision in contracts that sets client delivery of assets to be met or they will suffer under penalty of severe irritation fee. My general irritation fee is 15% of project but percentage-wise that doesn’t make sense. Every unnecessary holdup isn’t inherently of the same magnitude.

People want you to hurry but are walking slovenly. “Hurry, I’ve finally gotten off of my ass so I want you to do the monkey jump for me!’ When, it comes time to payment? “….I’ll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.”

Hurry the f*$% up!